why sharks circle you before attacking

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 21-Aug-2010 9:47:08

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
Now you know... Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Saturday, 21-Aug-2010 16:41:41

lol *awesome!* And, since I didn't look to see what board it was on, I was half prepared for an article from you on sharks ... bad pun this came up to bite me. Nice!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 24-Aug-2010 11:38:38

LOL Glad it was a surprise attack.